Why do I love Mississippi: Yesterday's edition (delayed by CLE).

The weather has been absolutely amazing.

Sunlight, high temps, cool breezes.

Also, the dollar stretches like a teenage gymnast. OUTRAGEOUS.

Arson destroys Judge Whitfield's defense documents!

I am totally amazed. Documents he was planning to use (wink, wink) in his defense were destroyed in the fire. Naturally, it must (nudge, nudge) be ARSON. That's right, the VRWC and Dunn Lampton must have set fire to John Whitfield's OFFICE to destroy evidence of his innocence.

Well, I admit it's a novel defense for any charges of arson that may be brought against Whitfield for arson and destruction of evidence.