Thursday, November 04, 2004

Well, the inevitable pinko whining has started:

OMG, Booosh is teh devil! 19th Amendment will be repealed!


Hah. They wish. Err, no. Wait. With some few exceptions, that's what I want. Ahem.

Anyway, apparently the sky is falling. Already, Booosh has contrived to eradicate Roe v. Wade and, I shit you not, Griswold v. Connecticut. This is based on absolutely no facts or data of any kind; it's just what my liberal friends KNOW will happen, because we were stupid enough to elect Booosh.

I've already read some charming residents of the Anglosphere blaming the Jooos! for Booosh's victory.

And now, Arafat's more or less dead. It would be so cool if in fact Israel had somehow figured out how to kill him through disease and old age. It's at times like these that I rejoice that the Vast, Right-Wing Conspiracy is so powerful.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

My friends, it is time for my official endorsement:

Cthulhu for President in 2004: Why settle for a Lesser Evil?

I've been hiding behind the Libertarian banner for too long. It's time to show my true devotion to the Elder Gods Party.
Well, the Mississippi GOP has managed to piss me off again. They endorsed three Supreme Court candidates, which, although not illegal, is certainly a bad idea if we are to maintain the fiction that our elected judges are non-partisan.

I didn't think it was possible for me to actually hate someone as much as I hate Jim Herring. But I hate him enough to renounce the GOP.

Since such things must be done thrice:

I renounce the GOP
I renounce the GOP
I renounce...

Aw, hell. I can't do it. Besides, Herring will die long before I do. So long as we never see a President Barbour, I'll be happy.